The argument over bottles versus cans is pointless. It’s plain to see that the best way to drink beer is actually from a red solo cup. Not that it necessarily tastes better coming out of one of these plastic cups. No, the real attraction is that they just feel like party time in your hand, reminding you of all the keggers and good times of your past.
That’s why this red solo cup koozie is so brilliant. Now you can enjoy the tactile experience of drinking from a disposable party cup while keeping your can or bottle cold to the last drop. Of course, remembering your glory days might actually be depressing if you’re spending Saturday night drinking alone in your basement. But, er, did we mention that the beer stays cold?
Cans are obviously easier to conceal and look better overall in one of these koozies than bottles do, though some people have complained that the lower profile of cans also makes them awkward to drink from. The other common criticism is that the koozie isn’t very well made and can easily rip when wrenching a can out of it. For those reasons, it might be best to think of these red cup koozies as gag gifts rather than practical everyday items. If you look at it that way, you’ll likely find it worth the price.
For more funny gift ideas along these lines, check out our Redneck Gifts section.