Let's face it - men aren't very complicated. If Joe Average Dude is feeling anxious or frustrated, the answer isn't expensive therapy sessions. Instead, we'd wager most guys would prefer to squeeze away the tension with these boobie stress balls (assuming they couldn't get their hands on the real things).These stress boobs are just realistic … [Read more...]
These items are hard to classify, so we'll just call them "weird products." Strange stuff ahead.
If only all product names were so blunt. You Nasty Hand Sanitizer spells out exactly what it's for - getting rid of some nasty ass germs. For a good laugh, pull one of these out after shaking hands with a friend (or if you're feeling catty, an enemy).This is one of a variety of novelty hand sanitizers you can pick up that are cheap, practical, … [Read more...]
While not confirmed by medical science, the healing powers of bacon are well documented. Just catching a whiff of bacon sizzling in the frying pan has been known to restore a person's will to live. While lacking that delicious, life-saving aroma, these bacon Band Aids nevertheless tap into the mood-restoring properties of everyone's favorite meat. … [Read more...]
Mitt Romney is on a roll. A roll of toilet paper, that is.Barack Obama toilet paper has long been one of the most popular political gag gifts among conservatives. This Mitt Romney toilet paper figures to be a big hit, too - proving that neither side is above taking their political fight into the sewer. In case this needs explanation, each … [Read more...]
Somewhere along the way, people realized that putting colorful characters on a Band Aid could make an owwie a lot easier for kids to tolerate. Unfortunately, once you grow up, you're expected to just suck it up and use a flesh colored adhesive bandage (as if to deny that the boo boo ever happened). Why shouldn't adults also use bandages that have … [Read more...]
Forget the Harvard Law Review, the Noble Peace Prize, or the Presidency. You know you've made it big when you get your own Chia Pet. A few years back, Barack Obama joined the likes of George Washington, Abe Lincoln, and Scooby Doo as one of the elite few to ever be immortalized in clay and chia sprouts.The Barack Obama Chia Pet remains one of … [Read more...]